Published on March 19th, 2018 | by wemf0
The Geek Down: 3.19.18
TOMB RAIDER returns to break the “suckass video game movie” curse. Does it succeed? Hmm… BRIDGE CONSTRUCTOR PORTAL merges Aperture Science with the mafia. Um, I mean “construction.” How good are portal gadgets, propulsion gel, and cubes for burying a body I wonder. PERSONA 5 brings troubled teens playing thieves to fight corruption set to the funkiest tunes. So funky it spun off several rhythm games! And KONG ON THE PLANET OF THE APES shows the golden golden rule of “Ape must never kill Ape” is straight B*lls#!t. Ape couldn’t give LESS of a f*** about killing Ape!
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